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Bullshitfest 

Adj.

Posessing the qualities of ridiculous-beyond-belifedness for an extended period of time in multiple ways.

Refers to the words Bullshit (meaning a possible lie or deception, usually to the point of being unbelieveably ridiculous) and Fest (meaning a gathering of a kind, a celebration, usually lasting a decent amount of time).
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The online Psych 101 Labs that Dr. Gremble assigned are a total Bullshitfest. They take forever... and they have nothing to do with the human mind!

My Ex-Girlfriends excuses like "Washing my hair" always smelled of a total Bullshitfest.
Bullshitfest by MeesaG! September 2, 2010
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Bullshitocracy 

When a belief system or concrete ideology hits the fan, but then stick and confuse, destroy, or limit a society's olfactory (horse) sense, and problem detection and solving capabilities. That which the messy results encourage a whole new era of the growth of 'stinking' new (problem) job creation, with or without janitorial cleanup, and into redundant systems that rhyme with bureaucracy.
We, the People of 'Murica, live and blindly believe in a society called a bullshitocracy.

Bullshitting Liar 

they're such a bullshitting liar. I hate them
Bullshitting Liar by lilbaconbaby January 11, 2015

bullshittics 

The Senator was talking bullshittics.
bullshittics by Mar das Cuxinhas September 12, 2016

Bullshittable 

(adj.) The quality of a task that makes it doable with little to know knowledge of the subject and minimal effort.
Gee, that US History assignment was bullshittable as Hell.
Bullshittable by BoneMan365 August 16, 2016

Bullscutter 

An 18th century Yorkshire word for watery manure, rubbish, outrageous and stupid.

An English way for calling out someone for talking utter nonsense, obscure and bizarre contradictory claims. Bullscutter is used when one hears of or is in the presence of people who have the 'primal need' to engage in malicious gossip/accusations that is not acceptable.
The following circumstances where the gossip/accusations has crossed the acceptableline and morphed into a response of 'bullscutter'.

Brett: Did you know Pia cuts herself?
Mona: Who told you that nonsense?
Brett: Kale did, she told him she knows someone who cuts themselves and he noticed a bandaid on finger
Mona: Bullscutter, you an idiot!

Sammy: Teagan spends so much money and she doesn't even work. I bet she's prostituting herself

Nick: Are you serious, it's the biggest bullscutter I've ever heard. STFU Sammy, don't assume things about people, you don't live with them. Teagan probably works from home or she inherited her grandmothers fortune.

Jamie: Fred, did you tell Mike about what happened at football last Friday?
Fred: No, absolutely not. I gave you my word that I'll keep it a secret, don't you trust me?
Jamie: Yeah but the other day in class Linda was looking at me kind of weird and then she began to pointing to the fat boy that was sitting next to her, so I thought maybe you said something..
Fred: Bullscutter!

Bullshitiry

When someone says or does something stupid towards you
Amy- you want some you can’t have some

Me-wow that’s some “bullshitiry”
Bullshitiry by Splasking6789 January 24, 2019