Bullscutter 

An 18th century Yorkshire word for watery manure, rubbish, outrageous and stupid.

An English way for calling out someone for talking utter nonsense, obscure and bizarre contradictory claims. Bullscutter is used when one hears of or is in the presence of people who have the 'primal need' to engage in malicious gossip/accusations that is not acceptable.

The following circumstances where the gossip/accusations has crossed the acceptableline and morphed into a response of 'bullscutter'.

Brett: Did you know Pia cuts herself?
Mona: Who told you that nonsense?
Brett: Kale did, she told him she knows someone who cuts themselves and he noticed a bandaid on finger
Mona: Bullscutter, you an idiot!

Sammy: Teagan spends so much money and she doesn't even work. I bet she's prostituting herself

Nick: Are you serious, it's the biggest bullscutter I've ever heard. STFU Sammy, don't assume things about people, you don't live with them. Teagan probably works from home or she inherited her grandmothers fortune.

Jamie: Fred, did you tell Mike about what happened at football last Friday?
Fred: No, absolutely not. I gave you my word that I'll keep it a secret, don't you trust me?
Jamie: Yeah but the other day in class Linda was looking at me kind of weird and then she began to pointing to the fat boy that was sitting next to her, so I thought maybe you said something..
Fred: Bullscutter!

Bullscutter by whogivesafuckaboutyougetalife May 27, 2018

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

Band 5 Bullshitter by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021

Don't bullshit a bullshitter 

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

Don't bullshit a bullshitter by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

Bullshittery 

The act of making false statements or claims.

Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."

Bullshittery by electric172 August 28, 2005

Bullshittery 

An art form, usually used when trying to pass a test you didn't study for.

Josh: Hey man what did you write about for the history essay?

Javier: I don't know, man. I just used my skills in bullshittery and prayed it made sense.

Bullshittery by Trumpeteer10 April 19, 2020

Bullshitter 

Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.

Zach was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people he forgot to check his phone.

Bullshitter by tommy bullshittin January 4, 2015