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Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.
After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!
by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020
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Brown Brian

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"
Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!
by Andj87 August 10, 2010
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Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.
James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!
by shitmypants January 13, 2021
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brown study

A state of mind, where deep but incoherent thought comes wordlessly. A lonely mental abstraction; not necessarily gloomy but often so. When you emerge from a brown study it is often difficult to remember what you have been thinking about.
Amanda looked out at the rain and the leaden sky. She was alone. At times like this she was prone to quote melancholy poetry and then fall into a brown study.
by benbisley April 13, 2008
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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.
A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.
by teh744 May 25, 2008
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Brown dabber

When u have to poop so bad that a little comes out on your underwear
I tried to hold my poop but a brown dabber happened
by Jonniecam August 4, 2016
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