Skip to main content

Bleastered

When you are black out drunk after 2 cocktails at cheers, probably roofied
OMG I was totally bleastered last night, I cant remember anything except for that creeper sitting next to me.
by Lady Miss Star June 16, 2022
mugGet the Bleastered mug.

berastered

berastered is a word made up by me, it's basically a fancy way of saying you're getting pestered, berated and verbally degraded
"i met this karen and she berastered the shit outta me"
by EnfantsSauvages August 28, 2022
mugGet the berastered mug.

Broaster

A spit roast made up entirely of bros
Hey you heading to Carl's this Friday for the broaster?
by Rikstah November 10, 2022
mugGet the Broaster mug.

Broaster Strudel

A friend who often lets his bro’s & homies cum on him, particularly on his face. Broaster strudels are common in bromosexual relationships.
Me: Yo dude, where have you been?? We’ve been trying to call you all day.

Friend: Don’t worry about it, man. I just had a quick sesh with my broaster strudel & now i’m drained.
by NotGvm December 1, 2023
mugGet the Broaster Strudel mug.

Beaster Strain

Commonly referred to as (Beaster Nuggets) or simply (Beasters) is a specific strain of marijuana produced in B.C. Vancouver, Canada in the 1990s. Beasters were smuggled across the Canadian border in bulk by people walking large back-packs into the northern United States in the mid 1990s and into the early 2000s. The name (Beasters) is referring to the B.C. part of the pronunciation while at the same time providing an origin location of the strain. Beasters are truly unmistakable as they only come in one unique form that is obvious due to the pronounced amount of red and orange pistils/hairs that the (Beasters) strain contains. Beasters or (Beaster Nuggets) were mass-produced in large warehouse grow operations in British Columbia Canada in the 1990s. Beasters are a very "low quality" strain with a max THC content of only 12%.

Flavor Profile: Sweet burnt/melted plastic

Smell: Scent is of freshly picked fruit with a hint of oranges

1990s Beasters Price: $50 an 8th $100 a quarter
The (Beaster) (Beasters) or (Beaster Nuggets) Beaster Strain of marijuana holds the worlds record for being the weakest kind bud variety from the 1990s.
by Pro-Circa Pretendies February 23, 2026
mugGet the Beaster Strain mug.

john brewster

A fat fagit cunt who gets high than freaks out and snitches.
My friend got high his first time and pulled a john brewster.
by This dude1919 April 12, 2016
mugGet the john brewster mug.

Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 17, 2016
mugGet the Turkey Beaster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email