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Bonersaurs

Bonersaurs can be used to describe someone instead of: dork, tool, or any other characterization of someone who is just lame.

A person, usually male that walks around waving its arms and makes obscure noises. And they normally have very smelly feet and throw spoons.

It sometimes dances (usually to mid 2000 pop hits, notably "My Humps") and waves its arms around like it's having a seizure.
"oh man look at that guy trying to dance up on that chick."

"yeah, what a bonersaurs."
by bonerjamz209 May 22, 2009
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boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.
by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005
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bonersoup

You say it when shit gets real awkward
Girl: You wanna go to prom?
Boy: No
Girl: Wow...
Boy: Bonersoup
by bsoup April 4, 2011
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Backup Boxers

Underwear one resorts to wearing only when in desperate need of doing laundry. Though these undergarments may be ugly, fit weirdly, or have holes, one has chosen not to throw them out just so they can serve this purpose. Such undergarments may be deemed unwearable for a regular day, but are still one step above re-wearing dirty underwear, allowing the user to postpone doing his laundry for one more day.
Guy 1: What the hell man... why are you wearing olive green boxers with a hole in the crotch?

Guy 2: They're backup boxers... I wasn't paying attention to how much underwear I had left and I ran out of good pairs.
by Captain-Underpants April 27, 2010
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Boxers

The best and coolest type of underwear. worn by both women and men. The only bad thing about them is they don't hide boners. They are the best to wear in a boys locker room, because they are cool. they come in many styles and colors. They are loose fitting, short shorts worn underneath pants. they are made of either soft cotton or a scratchy material and have elastic in the waistband only. They are the only underwear to sag in.
In the locker room at my school boys get pantsed and wegies all the time. The ones who get pantsed and have boxers on are left alone after. The ones with other underwear are given wedgies.
by anjamin April 24, 2009
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blue bowels

painful, prolonged constipation, without the sweet release of a bowel movement.
"Ugh, I haven't shat in two days. Too much pizza always gives me blue bowels."
by shmuckaroo banzai December 20, 2008
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boxers

What people wear and therefore think they're the shit, but will only lead to badly bruised balls.
During cross-country practice, gs68 nearly destroyed his balls because he was wearing boxers.
by dj gs68 August 4, 2003
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