bonersoup

You say it when shit gets real awkward

Girl: You wanna go to prom?
Boy: No
Girl: Wow...
Boy: Bonersoup

by bsoup April 4, 2011

bonerhound

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.

She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.

by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

Boner Soup

A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.

I would definitely go see Boner Soup

by BOBTHEI3EAN March 30, 2009

bonerscope

Where your penis sticks out of the top of your pants. Like a periscope.

Did you see that guys bonerscope? It was belly button high.

by forumssuck May 8, 2008

Bonersaurus

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton

Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.

by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010

bonership

Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.

I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.

by Namtab January 3, 2009

bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found

"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia

by romis1234 August 20, 2008