clink clonk rainy bonk

what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.

“dude i fucked your mom”
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess”

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."

I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

by bebe9512 July 2, 2010

bonkee

If you are a bonkee, you are a hoe.
Typical high school guy jokes...

Ex. Reese yelled, "BONKEE!" to Mckenzie, and she got pissed off.

by 10914zf October 26, 2014

Bonking

Making oneself enraged targeted at the aggressor personally.

Furious mad

Man you’re really bonking me off!

by Epic Publishing June 14, 2020

Bonk

When something is so terrible it's like being smashed in the face egregiously.

Did you hear the new P Diddler album? That fool is hella bonk

by Philly Brixton January 7, 2024

Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.

I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!

by Arkieboy May 27, 2025

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 19, 2008