by Yeetus the fetus. September 16, 2019
Get the Blowjob mug.n. Blowjob- the act of an elongated object being sucked.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object
Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object
Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.
by Water4real July 3, 2017
Get the Blowjob mug.Asymmetric warfare tactic, devised by women in order to control men through soft power. Often used in pornography, the majority of consumers of which are male, as a mark for the introduction, culmination and the ending of the sexual act. That makes it the most desired practice in bed by males with porn-fried brains. However, the execution of the blowjob, its duration and the way it is performed depends solely on the woman's will. It is also a very undesirable practice for a female partner, because of hygienic risks and lack of satisfaction from it. Therefore, a male porn consumer looking for blowjobs willingly gives away power to narcissistic manipulative women, who use his sexual perversions to blackmail him and enhance her power in the relationship.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021
Get the Blowjob mug.the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
.
proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?
3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
.
by anonymous March 1, 2021
Get the BlowJob mug.by Carlinhos May 27, 2017
Get the Blowjob mug.A blowjob is when a high person or even high school students suck on a dick no easy way to say it...
by girlwhoissad March 4, 2018
Get the Blowjob mug.The act of a person giving oral pleasure, in simpler terms: a girl or guy sucking your dick.
Hypethetical scenario: No discrimination against any lgbt couples.
Hypethetical scenario: No discrimination against any lgbt couples.
Guy: "Hey baby can I have a blowjob? "
Girl: "Yeah, I will suck on the tip."
Guy: "Can you deepthroat? "
Girl: " Yeah sure."
Guy: "Thanks, babe"
Girl: *"blahc, shlerp" choking on the guy's cock/dick*
Girl: "Yeah, I will suck on the tip."
Guy: "Can you deepthroat? "
Girl: " Yeah sure."
Guy: "Thanks, babe"
Girl: *"blahc, shlerp" choking on the guy's cock/dick*
by Sex:Expert:69 May 30, 2018
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