Bloje

A Bloje is a friendly act one does to another to show their appreciation to a friend or familly

Yo riggz, dash me a quick fatniggastinky bloje
i could really do with a bloje, sam

by RiggzThePigz May 25, 2019

bloke

Australian slang for a male. However, more specifically refers to the stereotypical view of a typical Australian man. The average bloke has a beer gut, a thick, bushy, stubble beard and very short hair, as to not have his masculinity questioned. He is homophobic, lazy, overweight, crude and finds nothing more humorous than toilet humour. He spends most of his time watching cricket or football or going on fishing trips with his mates. He will make sure any male children he has are playing sport at a very young age and teach them that feelings are only for women and ‘faggots.’ Any female children he has will get much less attention then their brother/s. He will also show little to no affection for his wife beyond a sexual manner, in case this is interpreted as being ‘gay.’ He is usually, but not always, some form of tradesmen such as a plumber or builder.

Sally: Henry used to be so sweet. Now he just sits on the couch drinking beer and watching sport all day.

Julie: Mark is exactly the same. I’ll never understand blokes.

OR

Chuck: Jay, I can’t believe Stacy dumped you for Max. All he does is get drunk and talk about football.

Jay: I know! I was dumped for a bloke!

by Cruze January 20, 2006

bloke

Mildly derogatory French-Canadian slang for English-speakers.

J'ai foutu le camp parce que j'étais tanné d'être entouré de blokes.

by vacherouge May 29, 2007

blokettes

Feeble Canadian attempt at Britishness as a result of decades of Anglo-hard on.

A blokette wears the fishnets and nicely jeans in this relationship. She doesn't think that it's fair for men to have their own title, but she also wants to look better than them at all times.

This blokette is sick of talking to homeless men with one tooth in the coffee shoppe.

by Melissa Mewdell April 24, 2005

bloke smoker

1. The verb: to bloke smoke - to give oral sex to a man
2. A bloke smoker - someone who gives oral sex to a man

"I saw him smoking a bloke last night, fucking bloke smoker"

by Ewan Slater March 23, 2007

Bloke

Aussie term for a male Australian.
You do not use it in the same context as “Guy” or “Guys” In other words you do not call a group of men and women “Hey you blokes”. The term Bloke is exclusively for the fair dinkum Aussie man.

“I was over at Dave’s place on the weekend for a barby, Dave’s a top bloke”

by Robby101 November 2, 2006

Blored

Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.

This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.

Brian: Hey, did you call me?

Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.

Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!

Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.

Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.

by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012