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Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.
The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.
by ScaeParty January 13, 2024
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Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water
My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you
by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024
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bloop

I Blooped that toy away with my leg
by urbener nower January 3, 2023
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Bloop

A vile mixture of both poop and blood
While staying in a sketchy hotel in a foreign city and noticing a strange brownish red stain on the shower walls and other surfaces in the room.

OH MY GOD that has to be “bloop”
by FermundaPlease July 16, 2023
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licorice a sad little piss baby who cries when called licorice they are a stinker and a poopy head germ filled lower life form they have a small feeble mind like their iq they are a tiny little licorice
bloop your such a licorice ! 🤭
by Not gloop September 2, 2022
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Bloops

A tiny itty bitty poopy that a baby makes after sitting on the toilet for 35min on TikTok.
"There's no way you only did tiny bloops after eating taco bell"
by Eidiamw d June 1, 2022
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To use the grenade launcher in San Franciso Rush 2049 during multiplayer battle mode

(Named after the sound the grenades make when fired)
Damn, red just bloop'd me!
by severed June 21, 2004
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