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bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary March 1, 2011
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Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS
by dum9328 May 24, 2021
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I hope your flowers bloom

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.
John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"
by TroubledTrout56 June 8, 2024
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Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.
by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022
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Blooms

Blooms (stylized as Bl∞ms) is a fandom called to the Filipino girl group BINI. The name Bloom reflects Bini's journey and symbolizes the beginning of springtime, that there is always beauty after every cold trial.
by the hitman hart May 19, 2025
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Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion
by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025
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fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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