Schlouga de Bloom

The act of having coffee in the morning.

“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”

by MF2020 November 01, 2020

Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020

shroom bloom

just drugs that’s harry styles does

yo dude let’s write watermelon sugar but on “Shroom Blooms”

by hellrry March 12, 2022

The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.

Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.

by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 24, 2023

bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.

That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

madison bloom

she is a rude, swearing girl who thinks she is cool at but everyone hates her

ewww! it’s madison bloom

by hippommmm October 11, 2020

dirty bloom

are farted 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

farted dirty bloom lol

by sharrt September 17, 2021