Schlouga de Bloom

Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”
by MF2020 November 01, 2020
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bloom shining

bloom shining is combining outdoor plants or outdoor art to the inside of your house by putting them near a window so it shows inside the house.
i like your bloom shining with the rose bush so close to the window, it appears to be inside the house.
by Von trudelburg November 27, 2022
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BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano
by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022
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rose in bloom

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
by Femoralslasher December 08, 2014
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super bloom

when ur dick is as hard as a rocket and u fuck a bitch and she screams her lungs off
i gave my gf a super bloom and she wouldnt shut up
by diggity21 September 18, 2018
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
Good morning, did you hear flowers are blooming in Antarctica?
by bissynessman January 18, 2024
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