Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.

Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?

by ndmstudios June 15, 2023

Columbian Blizzard

When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard

I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard

by EAudi April 13, 2023

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

by Hambone1228 July 25, 2017

warm blizzard

The act of blasting the fattest load your balls can produce all over your unsuspecting ladies face.

I can’t believe Chad! His warm blizzard is running down my nose.

by BDE_Hamilton May 29, 2021

Blizzard Of Oz

when you have explosive diarrhea that comes out like a blizzard

"Damn Daniel, you shat like the Blizzard of Oz"

by anonymous December 13, 2022

Blizzard Slap

A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.

After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.

by Steeldriver August 1, 2008

blizzard booty

sex obtained during the high snow accumulation particularly in the mid-western and northwestern regions and once in Atlanta, GA. Blizzard Booty also results in babies born in September and October.

There was a lot of blizzard booty going on during the Polar Vortex of 2014

by ButtaFlyy January 30, 2014