blazenut

When you cum while you have a urinary track infection.

Ben: "Doctor, I have a problem."
Doctor: " What is it?"
Ben: "Every time I have nutted since I had a UTI, it has burned hotter than 1,000 hells."
Doctor: "You mean you shot out a blazenut?"
Ben: "Yes. Now, just don't tell my parents okay."

by johnjackjulliet February 24, 2018

blazemico

blazemico (Also known as blasting microsoft, and blaring microsplot) is a human being who enjoys stepping on land mines whilst demolishing buildings and roleplaying in questionable games. blazemico also enjoys being a big stinky smelly noob on every other day of the week. It is unknown why blazemico is a big stinky smelly n00b on every other day of the week, but some believe it may be tied to their possible dragon origins.

blazemico u smell

ur magnetized to landmines like blazemico

by snot rocert March 21, 2022

Blaze Your Glory

To get a carpet burn on your asshole by having sex on the floor

Put a pillow down. You wouldn’t want to blaze your glory.

by Casual Observer 4565 July 31, 2023

Redneck Blazer

The counterpart to the ever popular Canadian Tuxedo

1. Carhartt Jacket, best accompanied by a camouflage hat and Wrangler jeans

"I told you that this is a high class event, you can't be wearin' no Redneck Blazer" - Darlene

"I though it was supposed to be a fish fry, I wore my Sunday best" - Jeb

by Melvin_Merkin February 12, 2012

Haze blaze

Haze blaze is a pimp. He's the king of finessing. He is a legend and no one has ever met him. He finesses niggas girl like nothin. They after all his bands

Haze blaze jumps out his trillion dollar whip.

Girl: OMG ITS HAZE BLAZE I WANT HIS BABY 😍😍😍
Haze blaze: slaps her with the bands

by Bih March 15, 2017

Brewski Blazer

Created by a Canadian Beer Sleeve collector and connoisseur, a Brewski Blazer is another name for a beer sleeve. A Brewski Blazer is the ultimate beer accessory.

Yo Bro, better toss one of these Brewski Blazers on your Beer. Cold Beer, Warm Hands

by BrewskiBlazer February 11, 2019

Totally blazed

Getting blazed to the level of complete loss of sanity. In this particular situation you will not be able to recognize yourself in the mirror.

Bro I was totally blazed last night. All I can remember is an ugly guy making stupid faces outside a weird window.

by Fookinsatellites June 1, 2020