blinkered

Horses wear blinkers. It stops them getting startled by movement in the peripheral vision. So to be described as blinkered means you are not open to other ideas, Single minded. Blinkered!

People who buy ipods are so blinkered.

by Jonny Cottingham March 1, 2005

blender

Oral sex from a girl with braces

Temitra gave Dom a blender when they were hella crunk.

by Brett Everhart April 24, 2006

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010

blender material

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.

Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.

by Keijei August 14, 2007

Bindered

The past tense of "to binder." Same as elbowed, except done with a binder in a crowded school hallway.

Fuck, that emo-kid bindered me in the spleen!
Get out of my way before I binder you in the head.

by Emily Duffin May 14, 2008

Beadered

when you have had too much to drink and your head begins to hang...before you know it, your arm is your pillow...and on the bar your face hangs...

"why did phil go home so early?...he had 2 beers and 10 Jameson shots...that dude got beadered."

by The musketeer March 17, 2013

Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022