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Bleach Chugger

One that keeps trying to commit suicide by CHUGGING BLEACH
Bro anthony is such a bleach chugger
Why'd you say that for?
Because look at him dumbass hes chugging bleach right now
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Bleach Video

A video so goddamn terrible, it makes you want to drink bleach and never see the video again. It is commonly seen on YouTube Kids.
Person 1: FUCK! ANOTHER BLEACH VIDEO!
Person 2: Oh crap, I agree with you
Person 1: ITS SO FUCKING AWFUL GOD I WANT TO DRINK BLEACH
Person 2: OH SHIT ITS BAD
by big big big idiot November 12, 2021
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bleach-birth

An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. Used primarily to "clean the freckles" from the child, as to maintain its purity. Has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.
" Scrub оно. Scrub оно harder." " Они aren' t приходя off." " Что? " " Они aren' t приходя off." " Harder."

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(TRANS: bleach-birth

"Scrub it. Scrub it harder."

"They aren't coming off."

"What?"

"They aren't coming off."

"Harder."
))))) END
by merfdiezel February 23, 2009
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bleach and tone

Did you get Tana's new bleach and tone shirt?
by Jama13 July 28, 2017
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bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.
Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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Bleach Blonde

An obviously unnatural shade of blonde that many girls in today's society dye their hair because they think it makes them appear "hotter" and more appealing to men when in reality, it disgusts most men and turns them away. Hair that is bleach blonde is typically ratty looking with lots of split ends. Commonly seen on girls with carrott-orange "tans" and girls who wear way too much makeup.
-Heidi Pratt is a bleach blonde, her hair color is obviously artificial.

-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde.
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eye bleach

Pictures of hot girls that are looked at when someone views a particularly disturbing picture, especially one that is made especially for rule 34
Dude, This picture of a 500 pound naked chick with asparagus coming out of all holes is disgusting! I need some eye bleach!
by Fjiblfitz December 15, 2008
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