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Blaked

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.
Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.
by Tbheadmaster November 17, 2017
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Blake

Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.
You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.
by Parxi March 6, 2021
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Blake

Exploits your secrets when you do something he's not fond of, acts like a hard ass when he's around his only friend. At first he seems like the sweetest person you've ever met until he breaks up with you in front of his only friend. Then wants to act all sweet the next time you talk to him & he wants to apologize for being a hard ass. But you don't care because he's ugly anyways.
your boyfriend broke up with you and calls you names
OMG YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BLAKE
by hazel eyes bitch September 28, 2020
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Blake

A complete dick with no sense of humour. Another word for a hard penis.
That guy has an insane boner!

He must be a Blake!
by ADSweatless April 13, 2020
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Blake

A Blake is a very sexy and generous guy. He always cares about everything he does. He is a complete dick to everyone but his gf loves him more than anything. He is a very good looking guy. He will buy his girlfriend anything she asks for.

Any guy would be lucky to have a Blake in their lives. We all love Blakes more than anything. He is also always taller than his girlfriend and way better looking.
Sheep - “Woah look at her and her new boyfriend!”
Cow - “Omg Ik! He is such a blake”
Pig - “Can’t believe she managed to get a guy like Blake”
by thatgirlwhosreallytall.com February 4, 2020
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Blake

Oh your name is Blake? You must be a loser. Please off your self at earliest opportunity.
by Harildsballs May 2, 2020
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Blake

A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back, and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Has to realise that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Has to learn to take his own advise sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for either a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.
Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs.
by DarkDaydream March 21, 2021
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