BLANDY

a swamp donkey with an ugly girlfriend called kirsty and a hot sister

asd

by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003

Bladdersplatter

someone who cant hold it in...enough said!

Danny is a bladdersplatter

by Del May 13, 2005

bladder level

Refers to how full one's bladder is.

If one's bladder level is high, they have to pee. If it's low, then they don't have to go.

However, if one's bladder level is over 9000 then they are in dire need to go pee, or they are most likely dead due to pee replacing most of the very blood in their veins.

Johnson: Mr. Grate, I must go to the bathroom.

Mr. Grate: Nonsense! I don't believe your bladder level is high enough.

Johnson: I have a bladder level of over 9000.

Mr. Grate: ... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GO!

by uh... bob. April 28, 2009

Bladdering

Pertaining to the bladder

I can no longer hold my bladdering urges

by sterfsterfsterf October 15, 2011

bloddy gotham

when a girl cuts a males penis and balls off and performs cunnilingus on the newly alternated male.

May I use your restroom, my girlfriend and I wish to perform a bloddy gotham and we only got a video camera for ten minuets.?.

by slieth May 1, 2009

Bladduming

Rolling your tounge out of your mouth in a certain way to where it makes a "bladdum" noise.

Usually a small child will begin bladduming of boredom during the commercial breaks of T.V.

by Bladdumgirly December 28, 2008

blandy roblero

the most incredible girl in the world.Shes the definition of true beauty.She contains the biggest heart. Her smile is the most beautiful and able to light a room up with her personality .She loves to have fabulous adventures to new places .she has a beautiful way with her hands in the kitchen .Her hair is beautiful whether its up or down.She blows your mind and ,and leaves you breathless. she contains this beautiful bright light inside her .she anything you would want in a girl shes simply ..... indescribable.

blandy roblero is everything <3

by koolaid_kid56 March 14, 2013