Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.

The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011

better half

A better half is someone who us the better part of you,the one that brightens your day and makes your life better

A better half is you your are the better art of me

by xbabysmith May 18, 2018

never better

In the context of asking someone how they feel, for example, and they respond with "never better," typically what they mean is that life has never been better to them than it is right at this very moment; also, it could mean that it simply does not get any better than it is right now.

never better or never been better

by Never better June 2, 2016

Battery Dolly

A Girl Who Allows Boys To Have Sex With Her One After The Other. In Other Words, She Gets Gang Banged or Batteried.

"You See That Girl, She's A Battery Dolly You Know"

by Lil Frenchie April 27, 2006

battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB)

Vibrating dido, A.K.A. 'vibrator'. Called battery operated boyfriend because when you have one you won't want to leave home because you can fuck and stimulate yourself all day long!

My brother's girl left her battery+operated+boyfriend+(BOB) on the porch last night. I found it this morning on my way to work. She needs to keep better track of her bedroom accessories. That was nasty.

by thatcubanqueenwithcrazycurves September 16, 2016