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Ringo starr's birthday wish

ringo starr for his 2008 birthday wished for 2 simple things peace and love. To expand on this wish he asked that everyone in the world at noon on July 7th 2008 stop what they are doing hold up a peace sign with thier fingers and say the phrase peace and love
Steve:hey are you participating in Ringo starr's birthday wish?
Justin:of course man he asked for so little why wouldnt I?
Steve:Good point!
by Steve Bunting July 7, 2008
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Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!
Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"
by Fran P April 17, 2009
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Birth Turd

When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.

Women always bitch that men can never understand the pain that comes from giving birth to a baby.

However when your ass is breaking apart from a rock hard turd, its pretty much the same feeling.
Jesus i just had to shit a birth turd.
by SMC July 21, 2004
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Birthday Nazi

A Birthday nazi is someone who's over excessive about celebrating someone elses birthday, usally/especially when the birthday person isnt a willing participant in the over-the-top stupid display of fakery.

See: Taking a veggie to a steakhouse or having cake and ice cream when someone on a diet.

Read: Rude
It's my 22nd birthday and I just wanted a quiet night in. But Lauren had to be a Birthday Nazi and brought a bunch of people over and they all tried to drag me to the club.
by Steel Phox February 19, 2009
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Birth Control Shirt

This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
by MadamexXx March 13, 2009
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Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.
1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?
by 00Hes February 6, 2010
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Biathlon

A fantastic sport which combines physically demanding cross country skiing and precise marksmanship; the only people capable of participating are extremely cool. Never mess with a biathlete, they have rifles. Real skiers ski uphill, in tight spandex.
Wow! Look at those CRAZY cool people!! They must be competing in a Biathlon.
by Biathlon chick April 28, 2009
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