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Dirty Banderas

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.
You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas
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Bender

An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.

The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.

operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
by LP0 February 21, 2010
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bender

When an alcoholic devotes most of his time to heavy drinking, usually throughout the day, and is often considered a long term binge that can last anywhere from 4 days to 2 months.
I'm on a 3 week bender
by King Chilie November 17, 2015
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Benderdundat

A polite and quick response to someone asking you if you'd like to go with them to the local botanical garden.
"Would you like to go with me on Sunday to the Botanical Garden?"
"Benderdundat."
by SenorSauce January 14, 2022
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budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.
John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.
by John1413123546 July 4, 2008
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Standard Bender unit

A measurement equal to 2m (2000mm). Commonly used term derived from the spatial development of railway elements from a recent south western sydney rail corridor. Elements along the track are broken down into Standard Bender Units for ease of translation between designers.
1: How wide is the road?
2: Oh, about 3 standard bender units (SBU)!
3: It seemed more like 2 benders....
by DRAINAGE MAINLINE January 11, 2012
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Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.
We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.
by pisforpaul September 1, 2013
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