beatskees

When something sucks and you can't do anything about it.

person #1:Yo I have four tests tomorrow and 2 papers due.

Person #2: Yo man you're beatskees.

by JNabs July 29, 2008

beatsuite

When you have the house/dorm all to yourself for the day and you can just stay in and beat off all day.

I would stay home from school at least once a month to get in a good beatsuite.

by ssi_bulldawg December 7, 2007

beefsall

when you don't want anyone to know that you are referring to adderall. predictive text on most cells shows beefsall instead of adderall!

comment on myspace..

"OMG.. I'm low on beefsall! HELP!

by pocrunkhic August 4, 2008

Beerscoot

A usually long journey that is made considerably shorter while under the influence of alcohol

"Hey Dave, doesn't that journey take 4 hours?"

"Nah it'll be fine, we'll beerscoot it in like 5 minutes"

by jelly jallen and co December 18, 2008

Beersmear

The sputtering, semi-solid shits you take the next day after a long night of drinking beer.

Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER

by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009

Beatsquad

Something or someone that is beat. Often used as a goofy alternative to saying things are bad, stupid, ugly, gross, etc.

Nick: See that girl over there?
Joey: Yeah the gross-ass one in the pink?
Nick: Dude shes not that bad... I'd tap.
Joey: Fuck that shit dude... that bitch is beatsquad.

by Joey Aaron January 12, 2009

Beats (Headphones)

Beats are headphones that little kids wear to look cool but in reality there broke and got money from there mom

Bob, Hey Jeff you see that kid with those Beats (Headphones)?

Jeff, yeah, it’s probably another broke kid that got there money from their mom.

by TheRealSavageIsAlreadyHere March 16, 2019