Bong Beard

Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.

Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.

Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty

by Captain Bongbeard December 3, 2013

Tasty beard

A tasty beard is a very classy, dank looking beard.

"My mate, Reevelen, really has a tasty beard," she said.

by TastyBeard69 February 21, 2018

Peg Beard

A woman used as a cover for a gay friend whom she anally penetrates using a strap-on dildo.

"What's the deal with Jesse and Anna? He seems gay."

"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."

by TheNotoriousFAP January 27, 2021

Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.

If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.

by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012

Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

by GKBDB January 12, 2010

Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.

That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!

by Beard Manly March 1, 2010

beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.

When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015