A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

Ossian Ballance Beer

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.

Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."

by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023

Siberian New Balance

when you fill someone's shoes/socks with snow as a prank or punishment

Aw dang it Harold! Why you gotta do the ol' Siberian New Balance to me? Now I can't feel my toes!

by earnsmojo January 31, 2021

ballantyne

refers to a penis trying to obtain an erection within 15 minutes.

Hows your ballantyne going?

by John Ko June 17, 2008

off balanced

is ugly weird stupid lame sad

"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"

by J Benefit November 19, 2007

Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about

Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.

by Matt can you pass the sauce May 29, 2016

The Balance

The ratio between girls and boys in an event; such as a party. The best ratio to have is 1:1. However, if the balance is going to become unbalanced then the ratio must have more girls than boys.

Dude, the party last night was awesome because we each had our own girl. The balance was perfect!!!!

by Wildcard! November 29, 2010