hair band

A musical ensemble, generally from the 1980s whose most noteworthy asset is their coiffure.

If they wore jeans, sang about girls and beer, and looked like they spent more on their perms than on their instruments...they were probably a hair band.

by balbulican July 14, 2004

Marching Band

1. Keeping your bones up
2. what football team?
3. trombones do it in 7 positions
4. woodwinds know all 36 fingerings
5. flutes are good for more than just playing
6. you practice 8 days a week 26 hours a day *no seriously those are the right numbers
7. why is the pitt crew included in "marching" band?
8. why does drumline march all funny?
9. peeing clear
10. so how many times have we changed this set?
11. paying for band is more than paying for your new car *that goes in the Green Hope parking lot*
12. when you can hear the drumline practicing at the HS from Preston, at 5:30 in the morning
13. thats right color guard, keep spinning those flags
14. why is it that drumers get all the chicks?

laurn's clarinet was between her legs and lauren had her flute between her legs and her flute went into the bottom of laurn's and she was like "sorry i impregnated your clarinet"

(after last marching band competition) "so now what?"

"NO I'M NOT MARCHING DOWN THE HALLWAY" "oo... well maybe i am"

"whats that circle thing around your lips from?"

to band parent, "thanks mom"

by jeremy miles October 9, 2005

Shag band

A shag band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. Usually worn by grungers and punks. If you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.

black-sex
blue-blow job
Pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
Green-fingering
glow in the dark-sex toys
glitter-girl chooses
Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet

by nellysmelly January 12, 2005

bar band

A band that plays primarily in bars and always sounds better when the audience (and most of the time) the band is drunk. They are usually extremely entertaining and have a lot of novelty songs, written to get a laugh. They are not always that talented, but it doesn't really matter.

Hey! Did you catch the bar band last night?
--They probably won't ever hit it big, but I was laughing my ass off after I drank a few Buds.

by Emma G February 8, 2006

chicken band

a slang term for CB radio. Called chicken band because it is a frequency range where everyone from people that are just plain stupid to truckers to wanna be hams talk to each other and argue over pointless stuff. People that use CB radios often use linear amplifiers or other illegal means to boost their output power beyond the legal 5 watt limit. Chicken band equipment often deviates from its frequency way more than it should causing interference throughout most of the high HF and low VHF spectrum.

Some guy on the chicken band just told me to fuck off for no apparent reason, so I sold my CB and got a ham radio.

by dirtydog123 April 13, 2009

y-band

underwear for feminine men - a cross between a g string and y fronts. Very fashionable in the 1830s

hot damn that is one ugly y-band. They are so 1832

by hmaez August 1, 2009

fake band

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.

"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008