A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
by Charlotte Jane April 6, 2010
Get the Baconmug. the cure for cancer
Mike: I'm going to die of cancer tom
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon
Doctor: its ok have some Bacon
(( eats bacon ))
Mike: i feel better, thanks doctor
Doctor: Don't thank me, thank GOD he created the world to enjoy bacon
by ily 69 March 24, 2010
Get the BACONmug. by B-boytano November 9, 2003
Get the and Baconmug. by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009
Get the baconmug. A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
by asdfjkl;asdfjkl; March 12, 2008
Get the Baconmug. Guy 1 - "My parents died in a horrible car accident last night"
Guy 2 - "Damn, I can go for a Baconator"
Guy 1 "WHAT?!!"
Guy 2 - "Damn, I can go for a Baconator"
Guy 1 "WHAT?!!"
by Docterbackup April 26, 2008
Get the Baconatormug. Pig meat (or turkey) sizzled to perfection, if u are hungry, its the ONLY thing on your mind. Like the t-shirt ad says; either you loke bacon or you're wrong!
The saltyness and the crispyness of da bacon makes it THE food of the well, um....... FOREVER!!!!!
Thank you God for giving thy bacon unto us!
The saltyness and the crispyness of da bacon makes it THE food of the well, um....... FOREVER!!!!!
Thank you God for giving thy bacon unto us!
by john jacob jinglehiemer schmit August 7, 2012
Get the baconmug.