Bird

A form of dinosaur that flies around and eats small rodents and other dinosaurs. These dinosaurs can come in many sizes, some having wingspans as big as your unnaturally tall uncle ted. Birds stab everything smaller than them and feast on their gore.

Person 1: "OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A FLYING DINOSAUR!"
Person 2: "Birds aren't dinosaurs"
Person 1 "BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS LOOK IT UP NOW GET IN DINOSAUR SHELTER!!!"

by Probably not a serial killer November 10, 2017

bird

your mother, mom, mama..watever

Shayla: Yea girl so what you doin this weekend??

Shani: Girl me and my man we goin to da...{ring ring}aww
hold on girl this my bird callin me!!

by Glamoriousj January 6, 2008

bird

stupid person...who does dumb things

your a fuckign re-tard!!

by Re-tard July 13, 2003

bird

a females vagina

i wanna treat her like its thanksgiving and stuff her bird.

by gee money September 6, 2003

bird

A shit or a poo or a turd

"I've got to drop a nasty bird" said Jimmy as he ran to the toilet to pinch off a loaf.

by Paris George October 5, 2005

bird

Verb, commonly used in the USA dating from the 1940s or earlier, as a euphemism for "to vomit." Similar to "toss cookies." Connotes the unpleasantness of bird manure splatting on objects.

Amusement park junk food - and a tendency to car sickness - makes my kids bird all over the place on the long, long drive home!

by SFSkipster September 16, 2010

Bird

The bird is the word.

The bird is the word.

by iLame September 8, 2011