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Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 11, 2022
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Awareness

This is just an awareness. This world will be gone before we even know it. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THIS PLANET?. I know damn well that we aren't HELPING, all we are seeing is sexism,racism, and black lives, can't people live good for ah good time?.Instead of you all acting like KARENS. Take time to accept people and THEIR ways not only yours. We are just vistors, the earth welcomed US not YOURSELF. Why kill animals?, for survival ? There is VEGAN try it sometimes. Stop this SHIT
Amanda: Should we raise Awareness?
Joell: Yes we should!
by Gothic_24 August 25, 2020
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Awar

Awar’s so dope! I swear she bathes in coconut oil
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awareness

Awareness
What does Awareness mean?
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Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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National Sleep Awareness Day

You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19
by National sleep awareness day October 14, 2020
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