auntie g

auntie g is the most amazing person you'll ever meet! she's amazing from india and has THE BEST curry 🤪❤️

her favourite song is £1 fish and she's always down to party with the betas 😏
she always buys the best £1 fish for her betas and never EVER forgets the bleach in her signature dish (curry) 🖐🙄
she's married to uncle g but will ALWAYS divorce wife for you daling 💖

a:"did you try auntie g's curry yesterday?"
b: "yez daling we're all her curry munchers"

by betag November 9, 2020

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

deer antlers

While Fucking a girl doggy style the man brings his hands up to his ears spread out and sqweels loudly.

While Jack was pounding jane from behind he gave her a deer antlers right as he blew his load.

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

auntcles

collective noun for aunts and uncles

My spouse and I know our niecephews love us because w'ere their auntcles, their parents' siblings, not just because they're in our will.

by jmarcusn May 28, 2010

Antlers

Refering to when a womans labia obscenely long, streatchy, and hanging in an odd formation of skin twists and folds.

Dude, iI was going to go down on this chick... but when I got down there, she had antlers. I was like ( make hand gesture as if pulling a wish bone by yourself) "wtf am i supposed to do with these?"

by Mr_Fuck April 5, 2004

Ur auntie asexual

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018

Auntie

The rich and powerful. She is unbeatable. Fear her. Give her all your money. She has four choilds, her favorite being James “Special Choild”. And the other three choilds are: Stupid Choild, Good Choild, and Clueless Choild. She also has a strong Russian accent.

Sticky: “I can’t stand her.”
Stupid Choild: “FR!! I hate Auntie so much.”
Joe: “HISSSSSS!!”
Sticky: “I know Joe, I know.”
Auntie: “VAT YOU SAY, STUPID CHOILD??”
Stupid Choild: “Nothing Auntie, the powerful!”
Auntie: ”Shut up and go to basement.”
Stupid Choild: “I’m already here..”

by 🦐 November 9, 2019