ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT

a great thing to say to ur mom, ur dad, ur grandoarents, ur siblings, ur cousins, ur teachers, ur students, ur principal, ur vice principal, and ur strangers

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by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

Aldgate assbags

the neeky wet skater group that skates at Aldgate

oh i saw the Aldgate assbags today at aldgate

by BlemheaD March 10, 2022

Assbaby

An assbaby is the product of a Male Pregnancy when the kid is delivered by the anus in a fanfiction story.

Harry and Draco had an assbaby OMG!

by Jessica_of_HoBFF June 12, 2009

Assburgers

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.

FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"

by secdouchebag July 20, 2011

Assbaby

A baby that was conceived in the ass hole. Usually by instruments of a strap-on, and most exclusively conceived by males.

That Ashe chick got me preggers... It's an assbaby...

by Ashegirl July 11, 2009

Assbelongker

In a condinance to Assmaster

One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier

When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;

Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)

Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass

*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*

Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!

*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*

Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker

by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007

Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008