Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022

appaplexy

A type of plexy combined with appaled.

I have appaplexy.

by Appaplexy Throw Away July 20, 2022

Appalachian engineering

When no one makes what is need to successfully make something functional

Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

apallogy

A regretful statement made either by someone who is horrified to learn of da existence/degree of his misdeed, or in a manner dat is shockingly inadequate and/or insincere.

An excellent example of an apallogy would be where a stuffed-shirt government official shruggingly acknowledges da wrongness of a glaring error or damaging miscarriage of justice committed against one or more people, casually stating dat, "We regret any distress or hardship you may have endured".

by QuacksO September 8, 2022

Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.

Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.

by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022

Appellation

To call on someone, usually by telephone, from the French Appeler , Latin appellare .

Mate what is the subject of your appellation this morning?

And why did you give me this kind appellation today of all days.

by John Dietrich Gabriel March 7, 2023

appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles

Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.

by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023