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apparatus

A geeky or nerdy word for tool / gear.
Patrick: That smart guy has his apparatus beside him.
Nicholas: That is Samuel's D&D box set.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 1, 2020
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hiking the Appalachian Trail

To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).

To cheat on your wife.
"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."
by Palmetto Ghetto June 24, 2009
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hiking the Appalachian trail

"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
by hayes6 June 24, 2009
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American Apparel

Popular hipster clothing staple, where solid-colored t-shirts marked "wholesale" are sold for roughly $15 a pop, when the same shirt could be purchased from Wal*Mart for $4. Then again, Wal*Mart doesn't label its clothing as "CRUELTY/SWEATSHOP FREE!" and is, of course, way too mainstream for the ever-hip still-living-off-parents elite.
San Francisco hipster: I just got three solid-colored shirts at American Apparel, and it only cost me $45! Buying stuff wholesale rocks!
by Humberttt October 28, 2007
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golgi apparatus

While completing completely useless TAKS packets in a chemistry pre-ap class, one of the members of the roflcopter crew (including romo, lucio, pakiprince, and cha) declares that the teacher is a 'golgi apparatus' for giving us such lund-chuusing work. It was then used day-in and day-out spreading the use of this great word.

the many different forms;

1. n. - One who is deficient in judgment, sense, or understanding.; tard

2. adj. - Lacking or exhibiting a lack of good sense or judgment; tard-like

3. Verb. - can mean anything you you bhenchods want it to mean
1. That golgi apparatus, Herod needs to teach us the lesson and not show so many useless videos.

2. That test over Acids and Bases was very golgi apparatus-like.

3. Im going to golgi apparatus all over Lanny tomorrow! ^-^
by pakprince 202 May 5, 2005
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american apparel

American Apparel is a clothing store which hipsters were once infatuated with. The store was deemed as progressive and unique. However, unfortunately, American Apparel has become too mainstream for hipsters. Any true hipster will now tell you that American Apparel is a clothing store that any junior high student subscribes to. Putting the hipster culture aside for a moment, their clothes are usually low quality, but fit better than other brands.
Hipster - "Hey, dude is that an American Apparel T - shirt"?

Non hipster - "Yeah it's the 401 shirt, organic too!"

Hispter - "Wow, American Apparel, that shit is weak, last week!" "Now lets go drink some fermented semen....
by the hot teacher December 18, 2008
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Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow

when a girl is on top of a guy engaging in sex, on a preferably slick surface, while thrusting she forces the bodies to move backwards down the surface.
DUDE! Last night my girlfriend scooted me across the basketball court Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow style.
by Thomas and Hannah February 7, 2008
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