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carl alvesson

A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.

He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
Look at that ugly person.

Yeah, he is usch a Carl alvesson
by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016
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Jimmie Åkesson

The leader of the Swedish political party Sverige Demokraterna, he is a man that has a tendency to see the world for what it is and he is the only leader in Sweden to always speak the truth.
-Did you hear when Jimmie Åkesson absolutely crushed Steffe in the debate this morning?
-yes he was so good
by Käbbel March 7, 2019
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Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.
Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"
by finnrmyman November 9, 2023
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Dirty Alessandro

When your fucking your twin brother and he farts out cum into your mouth
Massimo gave his brother a dirty Alessandro and their mother whooped them with a chancla
by Average noobtube user April 22, 2025
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You have to pack a few Adrians before you get a Alisson

You have to get with a few ugly/average person before you can get with the best of the best most attractive ones

The term relates to the packing of a player on ultimate Fifa with adrian being a much worse rating then Alisson and Alisson being the best of the best.
“Hey man I kissed this really bad looking girl last night my game is soo off”
Remember what I said bro you have to pack a few adrians before you get a alisson”
by Alissonbeckerthegoat May 25, 2022
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