An Alec

This is when you receive oral sex on the back of a school bus.

Jim: Hey Cody, i just got an Alec!

Cody: Nice bro, did the driver see?

Jim: Nah man, she was busy driving.

by B.On. B February 26, 2011

Alec

A guy who always gets bitten when receiving a blowjob

My girl was giving me a blowjob and she Alec me , it hurt so much.

by The fake bob burger January 16, 2017

Inuyasha owns Fullmetal Alchemist

THIS IS NOT A FORUM. IT IS A DICTIONARY. And no, my capslock is not broken. Now please stop talking/typing/whatever you want to call it.

Shut up already, this isn't a forum, or IRC, or AIM... "Inuyasha owns Fullmetal Alchemist"... bah.

by Sick Of This July 24, 2008

alchocall

The call that you receive from a very drunk person, usually to tell you how much they love you, or often, to go fuck yourself. Rarely remembered by the alchocaller the next day.

Rodney's alchocalls to Sylvia after many many beers on bowling night were the only way he could share his true feelings.

by wkjbear April 13, 2010

Alchemical Comprehension

Being able to look past words and syntax to understand the message.

Grammar police are quite lacking in their alchemical comprehension

by magicks February 14, 2012

alecander

The annoying nickname of people called Alec

Alecander is soooooooo stupid

by MassiveNiglet September 19, 2013

Alec

A guy that is confused a lot, and usually hates most good music. Alec’s usually create lists of the hottest girls they see, so you better hope you make the list.

“I really hope I’m on Alec’s list....”

by Coreisbestmusic July 26, 2018