Alaskan Pulley

When one person comes up behind another, grabs their balls, and pulls them up into their butt crack.

Jim walked up behind Joe. Jim reached down, grabbed Joe's balls, and yanked them up between his butt cheeks. "Haha, I got you in an alaskan pulley!"

by CVHSKooKids November 8, 2011

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Alaskan Bushfire

The act where a man covers his penis in hand sanitizer and then ignites it. A woman then farts on the penis causing his pubic hair to catch flame, like an Alaskan Bushfire

Jared lost his pubes when Nicole gave him an Alaskan Bushfire.

by Firenuts October 3, 2014

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Alaska

Cold.

Alaska is cold.

by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

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Alaskan Photoshop

The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.

"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"

"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."

by MinWang September 29, 2012

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Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017

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alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.

"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"

by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017

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