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Garb aged

The newest fad in today's fashion. Garb from the past.
Shotgun jeans may be trying to work their way back in. A short fad back in the 80's where you take old jeans & shoot them strategically with a shotgun. The younger generation is now wearing "garb aged" what us old farts use to wear everyday
by Mouse Flavoured April 21, 2011
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aged up

Making a character older than what they really are
“ isn’t his cannon age 19? “
“ yes but he’s aged up so he can fit in my story
by Notreadytogrowup August 8, 2021
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Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”
I’m a currently in the back of uncle Ags van.
Watch out for Uncle Ag Son
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
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old age

Anyone who is 20 years older than you are
Old age is a shifting scale. When you are 10, 30 is old. When you reach 30, 50 seems old. When you reach 50, 70 seems old and so on. So it is a shifting scale where nobody ever thinks they are old.
by MrMagnesium November 14, 2012
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middle age

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
by Vermont Ferret August 3, 2005
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ag-town

Ag-town is short for Arlington, TX it's not really that hood but it does have some areas that are. Anything north of Pioneer parkway is hood, kind of. Home of the Texas Rangers and future home of the Dallas Cowboys.
I'm going to Ag-Town to watch the ranger game.
by mistermdot May 18, 2006
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Age dysphoria

It refers to when you feel a different age than you are. When told your real age it produces a profound state of dissatisfaction and/or unease. Prolonged effects of age dysphoria may derive into depression and/or anxiety.

Said dysphoria does not necessarily see itself linked with sexual desire towards any specific age group, or gender. Although the term has been adopted before by paedophilic individuals to justify their attraction to children, which has given it a questionable reputation.
Stop telling me im 20 years old, it's giving me age dysphoria
by Ledditor September 29, 2021
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