Shotgun jeans may be trying to work their way back in. A short fad back in the 80's where you take old jeans & shoot them strategically with a shotgun. The younger generation is now wearing "garb aged" what us old farts use to wear everyday
by Mouse Flavoured April 21, 2011

by Notreadytogrowup August 8, 2021

Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022

Old age is a shifting scale. When you are 10, 30 is old. When you reach 30, 50 seems old. When you reach 50, 70 seems old and so on. So it is a shifting scale where nobody ever thinks they are old.
by MrMagnesium November 14, 2012

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.
Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
by Vermont Ferret August 3, 2005

Ag-town is short for Arlington, TX it's not really that hood but it does have some areas that are. Anything north of Pioneer parkway is hood, kind of. Home of the Texas Rangers and future home of the Dallas Cowboys.
by mistermdot May 18, 2006

It refers to when you feel a different age than you are. When told your real age it produces a profound state of dissatisfaction and/or unease. Prolonged effects of age dysphoria may derive into depression and/or anxiety.
Said dysphoria does not necessarily see itself linked with sexual desire towards any specific age group, or gender. Although the term has been adopted before by paedophilic individuals to justify their attraction to children, which has given it a questionable reputation.
Said dysphoria does not necessarily see itself linked with sexual desire towards any specific age group, or gender. Although the term has been adopted before by paedophilic individuals to justify their attraction to children, which has given it a questionable reputation.
by Ledditor September 29, 2021
