Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”
I’m a currently in the back of uncle Ags van.
Watch out for Uncle Ag Son
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
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aged up

Making a character older than what they really are
“ isn’t his cannon age 19? “
“ yes but he’s aged up so he can fit in my story
by Notreadytogrowup August 08, 2021
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Garb aged

The newest fad in today's fashion. Garb from the past.
Shotgun jeans may be trying to work their way back in. A short fad back in the 80's where you take old jeans & shoot them strategically with a shotgun. The younger generation is now wearing "garb aged" what us old farts use to wear everyday
by Mouse Flavoured April 03, 2011
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old age

Anyone who is 20 years older than you are
Old age is a shifting scale. When you are 10, 30 is old. When you reach 30, 50 seems old. When you reach 50, 70 seems old and so on. So it is a shifting scale where nobody ever thinks they are old.
by MrMagnesium November 01, 2012
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middle age

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.
by Vermont Ferret July 14, 2005
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ag-town

Ag-town is short for Arlington, TX it's not really that hood but it does have some areas that are. Anything north of Pioneer parkway is hood, kind of. Home of the Texas Rangers and future home of the Dallas Cowboys.
I'm going to Ag-Town to watch the ranger game.
by mistermdot May 06, 2006
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age

a loser, outcast, unwanted. Has very small penis
"I feel like a complete age."
"God, Becky, you're such an age!"
"Get lost! Can't you see your age here?"
"Whoa that's ages tiny"
by Sam :D August 26, 2003
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