A School that feels like a greenhouse. With overpriced food(pizza is mad out of cardboard, Pasta is 95% water.) there are a few good teachers but most just teach you rubbish. The head cares more about your uniform than your education and will send you home for showing an inch of a anchel. Every now and again someone phones up claiming that there’s a bomb and the whole place has to shut down for a couple hours while the police search it. Full of Newcastle fans and a couple Sunderland fans, with a few Man Utd fans dotted about as well. ex-pe teacher / now assistant director has made it his life’s mission to get everyone to go to lessons every morning before the bell goes. Highlights include fire drills, substitute teachers and going home.
Old man: what’s that old greenhouse on the hill that’s made of glass.
Boy: that’s consett academy, where they put hell, forced education and the desert all in one place
Boy: that’s consett academy, where they put hell, forced education and the desert all in one place
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An abnormal and persistent concern about the possibility of being without toilet paper at the vital moment. Highly variable in severity, can range from merely accumulating and storing excessive supplies of toilet paper to at the most extreme end, a need to stock up "just in case" every time the person goes past a shop, even though the house is already full of the stuff.
Milder forms of toilet paper anxiety not fulfilling criteria for the full-blown disorder include obsessions with whether the paper comes off the roll from the top or underneath, and changing rolls around when they are on the "wrong" way.
(adj) acartohygieiophobic
An abnormal and persistent concern about the possibility of being without toilet paper at the vital moment. Highly variable in severity, can range from merely accumulating and storing excessive supplies of toilet paper to at the most extreme end, a need to stock up "just in case" every time the person goes past a shop, even though the house is already full of the stuff.
Milder forms of toilet paper anxiety not fulfilling criteria for the full-blown disorder include obsessions with whether the paper comes off the roll from the top or underneath, and changing rolls around when they are on the "wrong" way.
(adj) acartohygieiophobic
My acartohygieiophobia is playing up today - had to buy a Super Saver pack of 24 rolls again.
She's acartohygieiophobic - did you see her checking out all the rolls in the stalls before choosing one?
She's acartohygieiophobic - did you see her checking out all the rolls in the stalls before choosing one?
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Doral Academy Middle School makes you wanna die. There is too much homework, rude and annoying teachers, and annoying admin. The teachers give you a Saturday school or detention for no reason and you can’t do anything without getting in trouble. Each year that you are at DAMS you loose more and more brain cells and this school does not prepare you for a future but more for depression.... :)
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Predestined from birth, the future greatest assholes in America are sent here after they graduate high school.
At this school, assholes refine their skills. They learn to mhc (make her cry) and how to be an all around asshole.
At the end of the year, one lucky guy is given the high esteemed title of "Asshole of the Year," thanks to his hard work, skill, and extreme dedication.
Predestined from birth, the future greatest assholes in America are sent here after they graduate high school.
At this school, assholes refine their skills. They learn to mhc (make her cry) and how to be an all around asshole.
At the end of the year, one lucky guy is given the high esteemed title of "Asshole of the Year," thanks to his hard work, skill, and extreme dedication.
-Did you write your paper for Asshole Academy yet?
-Yes. Its all about how I lead this girl on and was a complete asshole to her and then just stopped talking to her, and then hooked up with a guy...
-Damn man. Thats some good asshole work.
-I know—I'm hoping to become "Asshole of the Year."
-Yes. Its all about how I lead this girl on and was a complete asshole to her and then just stopped talking to her, and then hooked up with a guy...
-Damn man. Thats some good asshole work.
-I know—I'm hoping to become "Asshole of the Year."
by The Duckword June 11, 2010
Get the asshole academy mug.A drug smuggling school located in the middle of fucking nowhere also known as the North East of Scotland. Teachers range from supportive and helpful who care about education to others who will remove you for simply smiling or breathing. If you had the choice of sending your child into the heart of the Amazon or sending them to Banff Academy, I would advise you to get their passport sorted. Head teachers rarely last longer than five years. WARNING: You will loose braincells by spending too much time in Banff Academy.
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