Ushy Gushy Coffin Box

A gothic person's innuendo for vagina

Girlfriend: Do you want a taste a my Ushy Gushy Coffin Box?
Boyfriend: No thanks, im too dead inside.

by BigdaddySUS February 13, 2023

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 8, 2011

another nail in the coffin

when someone says something confirming your doubts.

when he said she was going to fail the class, she finally decided to give up and not go.

by digi148 January 11, 2005

Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in

John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .

by NHcubed August 9, 2018

Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

by Master P’s Theater November 5, 2023

Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012