the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some fukin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.
I was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop shit in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain
by Abrash April 18, 2006
Get the stretch armstrongmug. The effect of a man with a long penis shagging a woman and penetrating that little bit too far, commonly associated with the breaking of a Banjo String. Other side effects include Limp Dick, Soft Ons, Fanny Farts and stomach cramps (for the woman).
A - "Hey mate, whats with the limp"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
B - "I shagged my lass last night and she lifted her legs too high and I ended up giving her the full length, she got a womb stretch and I snapped my banjo, stupid bitch!"
A - "Ouch, You gonna dump her"
B - "Yeah, once its repaired, I still need some careful wanks of the next couple of weeks and I'm not explaining this to any other women"
by Lambardo September 24, 2006
Get the Womb Stretchmug. A person who occupies other's personal space in a rude way.
This is a direct association with the word "stretch" (reaching space not normally reachable) and an advert i saw in a brazilian comics magazine of a rubber toy called "Stretch Armstrong". Had the ability to stretch his limbs.
This is a direct association with the word "stretch" (reaching space not normally reachable) and an advert i saw in a brazilian comics magazine of a rubber toy called "Stretch Armstrong". Had the ability to stretch his limbs.
by Joana Dionisio February 26, 2008
Get the Stretch Armstrongmug. by sdgsd January 16, 2008
Get the Page Stretchmug. Let's just say when I give you stretch marks, it has nothing to do with pregnancy... or your stomach ;)
by DirtyBoy654 February 10, 2010
Get the Stretch Marksmug. Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005
Get the stretched lobesmug. by geniusbigpp October 12, 2021
Get the Big Stretchmug.