ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

by Tata binx April 22, 2018

Zoot deficiency

When you need a zoot (spliff) before your body gets sad and hates you

Holy shit Im suffering from Zoot deficiency

by Zoot deficiency October 4, 2017

zoot chute

The nose, and more specifically the nostrils. One can get zooted by snorting enough cocaine, and therefore the nostrils are the chute through which one gets zooted.

I was going to save some of the eight-ball I bought last night but I snorted it all right up the ol' zoot chute.

by ozdndsinussd October 10, 2017

Rainforest Zoot

A zoot with weed, hash and a whole bunch of kief

“yo bro do you want smoke a rainforest zoot?”

by zootedbean July 26, 2023

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

Indian zoot

A zoot with mixed spices (Mixed grinded up aromatic plants)

“Hey, come join me for an Indian zoot in the garden”
“This Indian zoot i just smoked was fire”

by Tia amerena January 13, 2023