double yesterday

The day before yesterday.

I can't remember what I ate for breakfast double yesterday.

by Cola37 February 4, 2015

Born yesterday

Uses to describe someone who is just as naive or inexperienced as a newborn baby or someone who's only been in this world for a day.

I can't believe Jerry says Ford is a good manufacturer, he must have been born yesterday.

by D. Y. Vetz November 27, 2019

Happy yesterbirth

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day

Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide

by 99coronasonawall June 2, 2020

Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Two of em, yesterday

Business phrase commonly used by youtuber Dom Mazzetti
Means something has to be done with highest priority and ASAP.

Clean the toilet! Two of em, yesterday

by mightaswellbro June 30, 2020

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The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

yestergay

a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage. Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.

After years of bad relationships with men, he finally found a woman he loved enough to want to marry.

by dave December 6, 2003