major league yapping

competitive non-stop useless and meaningless talking

person a: bro quit yapping bruh, are you a of major league yapping?
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about

by iDunnoDiction April 14, 2024

yapping syndrome

a syndrome in which a dumbass may follow 3 of the following symptoms:

talk way too much for their own good
you have no idea what the fuck they're saying
and their name has to be michael or start with a m for this to apply

yapping syndrome cannot be cured. symptoms are similar to retard syndrome!

"yo michael keeps talking i think he may need to get checked for yapping syndrome"

by mysteriousassentity001 February 26, 2024

Post Yap Clarity

The immediate realization after 5+ minutes of yapping that you should have kept your fucking mouth shut.

"Sandra has been talking for hours now. Wait until post yap clarity kicks in."

by salmonconsumer55 April 2, 2025

Yap

Yapping is that one girl who always has her mouth open during class.

Bethany: “Okay so yesterday I went to Lululemon and spent over 300 dollars!”
Josh: “Bethany stop yapping.”

by D1zzy March 14, 2024

YAP

Youth Attracted Person

Someone who is attracted to young people.

Minors or legal adults.

My friend is a YAP

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Yapping Disorder

The painful uncontrolable urge to Yap

John: Angela how has your day been?

Angela: i woke up and blabalalala there was a shirt on the floor and blalalala my sister said i eat to much for breakfast blalalala.....

John: You are making my ears bleed, i think you are suffering from chronic Yapping Disorder

by negward January 17, 2024

registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024