yank chain

(Verb) To pull a split lower than 1:30.
Synonomous with: to rip (specifically in regards to fat ergos)

All I want to do is yank chain, I don't understand all the hype about "boats."

by heyygurlll November 24, 2017

Franklin Yank

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank”

Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

“I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”

by Thor_Hawk_Bear September 8, 2019

Yank the vag

to push one's luck; to push on a limit; do something one should not do

Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.

by Bexican May 24, 2016

Yanks out

1. A response to when a yank thinks that the internet revolves around America.
2. A response to when americans co-opt and bastardize another culture or style of music

Origin:

This meme seems to have originated in the UK/Real Dubstep community to refer to Brostep fans, Americans, and anyone who posts cringe about the topic. However, it seems to have recently spread beyond into wider seppo-bashing comunities online.

1
"Bangarang is such a masterpiece. Didn't Skrillex invent dubstep?"

"yanks out"

2

"Avalynn is such a pretty name, I think its french. Because I have french blood (along with italian, irish, viking, scotch and german) will it make my ancestors proud?"

"yanks out."

2

"Man I was so fucked last night, I think I had, like, 14 ounces of beer"

"Yanks out"

by Cool shoes. July 15, 2022

Dirty Yank

Defacating into one’s own hand before jerking himself off, using said defecation as lubricant.

‘I heard Jerry gave himself a dirty yank last night and that’s why he has pink eye.’

by Glizzo8008 October 11, 2023

prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014

Hit the yank

To jack off/ jerk off/ masturbate.

"Don't go in my room unless you're tryna watch me hit the yank ".

by DaddyMakarov2011 March 30, 2023