A New York Yankee fan's inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization's ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
An average exchange:
Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
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Me - "Did you know Alex Rodriguez is worth as much as the Kansas City Royals?"
Joe - "I bet you's can't count to 27, can yuh?"
Me - "You do realize the Yankees out-spent the average MLB payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?"
Joe - "Derek Jeter is gonna be president one day."
Me - "I'm sure anyone would be better than our current leader. You do realize the Yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?"
Joe - "That Ryan Zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!"
Me - "Ugh..."
Joe - "I listen to 'Enter Sandman' before breakfast every morning."
Me - "Great song. You do realize the Yankees have the highest paid starters in the MLB at six different positions?"
Joe - "Start spreadin' the news!"
Me - "You, my man, are drenched in a case of Yankee Denial."
baseball yankees new york bronx boston evil empire steinbrenner cash money
by cjavysanchez13 October 17, 2011
by Jon December 08, 2004
It is a sexual act between two guys when one homie is sucking the other homie's dick, and then they swap where the guy that just received head is now sucking the other homie's balls.
Friend 1: "Bro you down for some Yankee Swap tonight?"
Friend 2: "Yea but only if I get to go first"
Friend 2: "Yea but only if I get to go first"
by lilnutzak69 January 26, 2021
by Anonymous October 05, 2003
by Dick Shannery April 14, 2019
1. An indisputable statment of fact, hugely popularized after the New York Yankees failed to hold a three games to none lead, and got their asses BEAT by Ortiz, Damon, Schilling, and the rest of them.
by A-rod sucks November 20, 2004
As referred to by George Steinbruner, the belief that all yankee fans create a "nation". You're part of yankee nation if you're a yankee fan. This was George Steinbruner's way of saying that the yankees have more fans than any other major league baseball team.
yankee fan: "I'm in the yankee nation!"
red sox fan: "go suck a bag of dicks, and pull that dildo out of your ass"
red sox fan: "go suck a bag of dicks, and pull that dildo out of your ass"
by stevo-k January 30, 2009