blunt wreck

(n): when, while passing two blunts in a circle, the blunts both reach the same person at the same time, so one person is holding two joints. you must then inhale both at the same time. and everyone has to laugh and be like blunt wreck. they collide.

(when reached by two blunts): aaah blunt wreck!

by mells February 27, 2005

Wrecking Ball

The act of taping the Penis to the stomach. Than proceeding to swing your ball sack like a pendulum into another persons face.

Tea-bagging is for pussies, instead, destroy her face with a Wrecking Ball.

by therealfuckingchibi February 2, 2013

wreck up

pissed; drunk. can describe an action (getting wreck up), or a state (I am wreck up)

Let's get wreck up!

It's wreck up Thursday.

I was so wreck up.

by Babymother February 11, 2008

wreck the can

A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.

Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

by Ackbarfan5556 January 14, 2014

Wreck the skee

Sexual activity with a thot or skeezer

“Damn, I wreck the skee”

-gito

by Zaetiggy June 13, 2018

White Wreck

The act of running through a mall clenching your asshole so you don’t shit yourself searching for a bathroom but when you finally make it you both shit and come at the same time.

Shawn had diarrhea and had to run through the mall to find a bathroom when he finally got there he white wrecked

by DebraLee October 8, 2022

Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020

This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well

by Save the Jets December 10, 2020