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poke it with a stick

"Poke it with a stick" is an idiom and originates in one's coming across a motionless thing, possibly some sort of creature. One typically responds by poking it with a stick or any longish handy object one wouldn't mind possibly getting gooey when visual inspection alone fails to identify the thing. Verbal speculation with others is exhausted and one is urged to "poke it with a stick." By poking with a stick, one hopes to find if the thing will move (in which case, all run away), or to find if it seems soft or rigid or recently soft and now rigid, or if the entire thing or only a portion of it is present plus any other information poking a thing with a stick may yield. The stick allows one to investigate in the moment of discovery in situ, when it is unwise or disgusting to use a finger or toe. As an idiom, "poke it with a stick" means that a thing or situation is suspect and elicits morbid curiosity.
"Is that a snake?" "I don't know. Has it moved?" "I don't think so." "Let's poke it with a stick."
If you poke a guru with a stick, will you find the skin thick, or thin and already full of holes?
by TheOneTrueJune December 10, 2013
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I'm with the Science Team!

A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.
Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!
by f3ismyname September 14, 2020
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Hobo with a Shotgun

A tired, old, bear trundles into town. All he wants is to rest, to live quietly, to bother no one and be bothered by no one.

The town, however, is a nest of vile things, each grubbing mercilessly for sex and money and power and blood.

The bear stands clear and apart till circumstance forces his hand.

He bares his teeth, works his claws: vile things die.

He is opposed at every turn by vile things and by those who are preyed upon by the vile things.

Only a teacher stands with the bear.

In the end: the vile things die (but the corruption each fostered stands), the bear dies, the teacher is co-opted.
Rutger Hauer was marvelous as 'the Hobo' in Hobo with a Shotgun.
by Henry Quirk February 27, 2013
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Wilhelm II

The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
by geekoutbitches February 28, 2011
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I’m in love with my car

Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.

He locked himself in a cupboard.
Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”
by wattwatt88 February 14, 2019
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Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
by Not dripwell August 9, 2021
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Frolicking with the polycorns

We all bought some cough syrup so that we would be frolicking with the polycorns.
by Matt Hewey February 7, 2008
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