slut butler

A designated member of a group who is responsible for keeping the promiscuous individuals from doing something they will regret later. The slut butler is usually designated when the group is out at a bar or club while consuming alcohol. Only he/she is allowed to let the other members make the sexual mistakes that are inevitable.

"Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?"

When a slutty friend wants to go hit on a guy and has to get the nod from the slut butler that she is allowed to continue in her pursuit of unholy activities with a stranger.

Some guy was hitting on me at the bar last night, but our slut butler wouldn't let him anywhere near me.

by [e-mail] May 7, 2012

Knuckle Butler

As heard on the podcast All Fantasy Everything. A Knuckle Butler is a mutual agreed upon hand job with no expectations of receiving more.

Jimmy expected to get a French Blowjob from Sally at the end of their date. But by the end of the date they agreed on a knuckle butler because they were exhausted

by TheAllMightyFatOne July 19, 2019

lake butler

the ghetto of florida

'dagg, we goin' to lake butler to chill with some g's.'

by rainbow9945 December 15, 2008

Butt Butler

A man who offers their butt for the 'pitcher' to have sexual intercourse with like a normal butler would offer their services.

Guy 1:"Want to fuck?"
Guy 2:"Definitely! I will be your butt butler"
*proceeds to bend over ond pull down trousers.*

by Fyiak October 28, 2014

Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"

"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

dirty butler

having a girl shit on a platter, then smashing it in her face when she finishes going down on you.

i gave that bitch a dirty butler last night.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

Cal Butler

A complete immature idiot that likes porn WAY too much, and is constantly laugingh at things that are not funny; someone who listens to a large variety of shitty music for the exception of three or four songs that the individual steals from other people; likes to watch corny-ass movies like American Beauty and Moulin Rouge even though the individual is a male; a person that likes to ranomly show his lower pubic hair to people in his dorm and laughs about it; there are some people that say some random things at random times, but a Cal Butler is a person that every word that comes out of their mouth is random, and/or disgusting; and lastly, an individual that likes to deny everything possible that he has done or said.

That kid over there is such a Cal Butler.

What do you mean?

I MEAN, that he is a racist, and he is extremely annoying.

Oh, I see.

by Jesse Germain February 23, 2005