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wifi phone

A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.
Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.
by Jayyy02 March 7, 2016
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wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places
Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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WiFi rebalencing

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.
Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.
by HelpDeskMagic December 5, 2019
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WiFi

WiFi says connected... then please act like it
My WiFi constantly doesn’t work
by FlipperDoor5488 March 26, 2019
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wifi chaser

An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.

Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.
"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."
by 4dollarscooter September 8, 2019
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CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020
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library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.
Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?
by AP17 April 30, 2020
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