Rag Week

Rag week is the week in Ireland when college students receive their grants for the semester, and proceed to party hard with their newfound wealth

The spawn rate of broken glass on the ground goes up by 25% after rag week

by Sinnia February 19, 2023

Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.

I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam

by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018

cheque week

The week of the month that everyone on welfare and assistance get their cheque. Usually marked by an increase of shopping at both grocery and liquor stores in your neighbourhood, well mine at least.

“Wow the dispensary is busy today... must be cheque week. “

by Lowertownie February 4, 2018

Dysphoria week

A week in which trans men have to deal with the constant realization that they were born a girl… FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. (Also known as being on your period as a trans male)

Someone get me my dysphoria hoodie! It’s dysphoria week >:’(

by RudolphYaBuddy:) March 2, 2022

waifu week

waifu week takes place on October 1st-7th.
this week will be a time to worship your waifu's to any level without being called a simp.
enjoy boys UwU

waifu week is coming up bruh, I'm gonna buy a body pillow of Junko Enoshima

by waifu week September 9, 2020

bla week

A “bla week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “bla week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “bla week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “bla week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.

"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a bla week."

by hopscotchbooger April 15, 2010

twilight week

the week beginning when you first pick up and start to read twilight and then proceed to obsessively read all the rest of the twilight books non stop till you are done, which seems to take about a week...

wanna go out tonight?
nah,i'm right in the middle of my twilight week!

by kermitgreen May 9, 2009