Wat

The woman

Wat is this woman...

by *rebuilds dick* May 13, 2019

Wat

The way a person would respond to something that makes absolutely no sense. An alternative way of saying "what" on a chatting platform for people that don't have the attention span to write the entire word.

Guy1: I'm going to birth 500 carrots.
Guy2: wat

by Just_some_random_memer July 9, 2021

WAT

that's a wet ass tushy

when you fart and you have the diarrhea

wet ass tushy ?
wat?

by 3Wat September 11, 2020

Wat

Wat is a bag of weed/grass/reefer.

I just got a fat wat, you wanna smoke a bowl?

by mrkbizzle November 20, 2023

Wat

A shortening of the word, "what". Usually used by people with a lower IQ. And or, people who want to save time.

You Wat m8?

by Wat m8 wanna go? June 2, 2015

wat

a replacement for "what" that sounds more babyish and makes you look more ignorant

male 1:did you hear that john was cheating
male 2:wat

by CAN I GET UHHHHHH November 19, 2019

wats the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 5, 2004