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money talks, bullshit walks

Everyone has a price, this saying just illustrates such a fact.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Hot chick: No
Guy: For 2 grand?
Hot chick: alright, money talks, bullshit walks
by See Elle Tee January 24, 2010
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White Walrus

After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose
Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.
by Dave April 12, 2005
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Purple Walrus

Last night, that guy whipped out his massive purple walrus.
by Dejavu42 February 12, 2009
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Bloody Walrus

Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.
by Smeckley April 7, 2008
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Walrus

To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.
by DMJohnson December 31, 2014
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Walrus

the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks
hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs

Trey, go and walrus

Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video
by The wild docker (GARRETT) December 14, 2010
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walrus cunt

A.a woman who has been fucked so many times her vagina is "as big as a walrus"

B.a woman who will only take in a man of "walrus size"

C.a very nasty derogatory term for a woman who is fat, ugly, bitchy, or slutty

D.the literal term for a walrus's vagina
A.Dave-Yo, Jessica's a walrus cunt
Jim-What?
Dave-She's a slut, you retard!

B.Jessica-Dave, you may be my first, but 4 inches is not going to cut it.
Dave-Damn walrus cunt!

C.Jessica-Look at walrus cunt Sally over there eating her cupcakes!
Susan-Hey! That's not nice!

D.Jim-yo Dave! At the zoo today, while it was asleep i saw some walrus cunt!
Dave-fucking perv!
by Bob "the fizzle" Freddy January 1, 2009
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